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heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
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crazy about this! aaaah.. >.iPod Nano (6th Gen.) :]
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at a fastfood earlier:
Me: Two ham & bacon sandwhich please.
Cashier: Would that be all, maam?
Me: And oh, no pineapple dressing.
Cashier: Okay.
Me: Just add ketchup nalang miss.
Cashier:Wala kaming ketchup.Sorry maam.
Me: Ahay. Cge nalang. wala nalang anything.
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Grandma: Tuna sandwhich and decaf.
Cashier: Decaf?
Grandma: Yes, decaf please.
Cashier: Wala kmi maam.
Grandma: Indi nalang, ano inyo tea di miss? ang wala caffeine ha.
Cashier: Wala maam, ice tea lang.
Grandma: Hay, bottled water nalang miss.
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Papa: Miss, tuna sandwhich, isa.
Cashier: Sir, wala na galing kmi lettuce. Mga 30 minutes pa.
Papa: Butangi nalang damo KAMATIS AH!
lesson learned. when you’re hungry, never be choosy!